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Verily Excellent

The lack of customization and preparations required for a good experience make this game outstanding. You can just jump at it and play. No assembly required other than a little instructions here and there.

The user interface is smooth, hell, I was eating a microwave MRE while playing successfully with this game. The use of coloration and sizes to determine factors and variables helped with the minimalistic feel the game has.

Bravo, bravo. Clap clappity clap.

Extremely well done

The graphical portion is extremely eye catching. The partical effects especially. and the gameplay is just as decent. The idea of altering the map around you slightly to progress is very good. This to me deserves more than a daily third.

AethosGames responds:

I agree, but sadly, NG will never think of games as highly as badly animated animations with humor.

Fanfucktastic

FOR THE AUTHOR
The difficulty is perfect for me. I know others won't find it so. The idea of the ability to maneuver the launcher pit is a radical idea and also lovely challenge.

The new method of deploying special attacks allows for pinpoint accurate disarray. The change is a welcome one.

I beat the game with only unexpected, unique problems, not repetitive ones.

And now for many tips so that frustrated players can see the light on this game.

You should get energy upgrades, additional balls, and enhanced firing speed as soon as possible. Speed upgrades, maneuverability upgrades, and shield are also good choices. I find no use in having the ball catcher.

The best way to deal with enemies is to move around finding vantage points, shooting balls, trying to make them collide with as many other enemies as you can or into the wall. As soon as a ball is available for launch, you should fire it off.

Save your implosion and nuke for moments when there are clusters of large vehicles. The shockwave is used best to divert single large vehicles into other enemies, or to prevent a large enemy from escaping through the portal.

When you get to the part where enemies catch your common balls, collide into them to prevent them from getting into the portal. Strike at them with red, yellow, or antimatter balls. Direct other enemies with your blue balls into the enemy catchers.

Target any nuclear vans if you see them and you can disrupt their path. Colliding into them means an instantaneous death.

Oh, and here's an important one. USE YOUR GODDAMN OVERDRIVE AND PHASE SHIFT. THEY WILL SAVE YOUR ASS IF YOU USE THEM PROPERLY. Use them the second your shields turn red, or you've utterly exhausted your energy.

Marvellous, with only small flaws

The graphical style caught my eye. Controls are very smooth, the scoring system was innovative. The audio was finely done, the lack of repetitive sound as well as a perfectly-sized spectrum of songs never made me feel like muting it. The theme it ran along is just beautiful.

Albeit, this game is ever so slightly flawed.

The camera is quite hard to keep up with, and it usually pressures me to the point of crashing into an obstacle. I suggest keeping the pace more steady.

Another thing that bugged me was the way you had to save. Circling seems pointless when you can just run over it to initiate a progress save. Once in a while, it fails to register a full cycle, the gnarly camera engulfs me, and I'm damned to repeat the same thing over again.

But despite those two things, this is definitely going in my favorites.

Impossible for me, but certainly possible

This game is just fucking funny. And I mean Phalanx funny mode funny.

I find absolutely no problems in your design. Hitboxes were working the way they should be (the crabs' pincers are meant to hurt), the controls were completely responsive (difficulty-depraved twats don't know that you can't accelerate in midair), and the Ads give you some time to go take a piss or drink or whatever.

In general, the downvoters (in general) are just people who can't beat Ghouls n' Goblins or UN Squadron on gamer difficulty.

This game is definitely a jewel. A solid, strong diamond that nearly nobody can break.

My favourite headcrab

The lovely pixel art was all that I needed to see to just continue playing the game.

This game's just adorable, no matter how frustrating it is.

Disturbing art

The deep sense created by a simple, single change shook me.

The moral was cutting, bone chilling, and worst of all, disturbingly true.

There is nothing to improve. The piece is flawless.

Groundbreaking

I didn't really care about the great graphics and etc, even though they're as stunning. The story was deep. It was savory. It was enormous (so many possibilities to choose from), and had some replay value.

Subtle

This is beautiful graphics, simple but great gameplay, and short but sweet storyline welded together in a perfect, airtight seam.

Beautifully executed.

Great, but flawed

This review is for Zombieman 2, as it's only an update to Zombieman 1.

The game is great! However, the human to zombie and vice-versa conversion is a little clunky. You get converted 5 times and it's game over! What fun is that?! However, I understand it's still in beta, so there's something you should think about on your final release.

A good thing to replace the 5-chance system is with something that drastically cuts your health. It makes sense to me, just make sure health gain is tough to get! I think it already is, in fact!

And for all those retarded tl;dr downvoters, I repeat, this review is for Zombieman 2, as it's only an update to Zombieman 1.

NO RESERVATIONS

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