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8 Movie Reviews

I have not seen its likes for years

What I was looking for in spam crews..

This brings back the memories of the Star Syndicate's Dailytoons with such a force. The nostalgia is overwhelmingly powerful. I miss the days before the NG redesign.

Kevin responds:

I'm an 08'er silly. I have no idea what you are talking about.

30 minutes of well balanced randomness

It's amazing how low your humor quality can stoop but somehow, you manage to entertain one that does not easily get entertained.

Simply incredible. I usually look down upon randomness, but this?! This is just fucking amazing!

Not a new concept, but not bad

This has been done already, but you probably never knew. There's a flash out there, done much better than the one you've created. It's called "Pong Gets Personal". Although someone beat you to it, your idea has not been overdone.

I suggest refining and retuning your work a lot more.

Recent Game Reviews

21 Game Reviews

Verily Excellent

The lack of customization and preparations required for a good experience make this game outstanding. You can just jump at it and play. No assembly required other than a little instructions here and there.

The user interface is smooth, hell, I was eating a microwave MRE while playing successfully with this game. The use of coloration and sizes to determine factors and variables helped with the minimalistic feel the game has.

Bravo, bravo. Clap clappity clap.

Extremely well done

The graphical portion is extremely eye catching. The partical effects especially. and the gameplay is just as decent. The idea of altering the map around you slightly to progress is very good. This to me deserves more than a daily third.

AethosGames responds:

I agree, but sadly, NG will never think of games as highly as badly animated animations with humor.

Fanfucktastic

FOR THE AUTHOR
The difficulty is perfect for me. I know others won't find it so. The idea of the ability to maneuver the launcher pit is a radical idea and also lovely challenge.

The new method of deploying special attacks allows for pinpoint accurate disarray. The change is a welcome one.

I beat the game with only unexpected, unique problems, not repetitive ones.

And now for many tips so that frustrated players can see the light on this game.

You should get energy upgrades, additional balls, and enhanced firing speed as soon as possible. Speed upgrades, maneuverability upgrades, and shield are also good choices. I find no use in having the ball catcher.

The best way to deal with enemies is to move around finding vantage points, shooting balls, trying to make them collide with as many other enemies as you can or into the wall. As soon as a ball is available for launch, you should fire it off.

Save your implosion and nuke for moments when there are clusters of large vehicles. The shockwave is used best to divert single large vehicles into other enemies, or to prevent a large enemy from escaping through the portal.

When you get to the part where enemies catch your common balls, collide into them to prevent them from getting into the portal. Strike at them with red, yellow, or antimatter balls. Direct other enemies with your blue balls into the enemy catchers.

Target any nuclear vans if you see them and you can disrupt their path. Colliding into them means an instantaneous death.

Oh, and here's an important one. USE YOUR GODDAMN OVERDRIVE AND PHASE SHIFT. THEY WILL SAVE YOUR ASS IF YOU USE THEM PROPERLY. Use them the second your shields turn red, or you've utterly exhausted your energy.

Recent Art Reviews

5 Art Reviews

Pretty.

I really love the facial contours on poor rainbow-assed fellow.

thomahawk responds:

You made me LOL XD ''poor rainbow assed fellow :p

10 for the blood, sweat, and tears.

Just because it looks like total shit doesn't mean it was effortless.

At first glance, the sight of it was rather distasteful to my eyes, but on a second, more considering glance, it tells me that you put quite a bit of 'effort' into it. Some talented artists can just shit on a canvas effortlessly in 20 minutes and it'd look marvelous while the rest stumble, trip, fall, and never get back up.

On my experience, I doodle crap out that's just a notch higher than your stuff and I can't even ass myself to color it. Pretty sad, yeah. Like working on a piece of metal and not polishing or abrading it.

*braces for unhelpful votes because people hate different opinions*

SON. I AM NOT DISAPPOINT.

One of the most awesome Sonichu remakes I've seen so far.

You know how to make retards look like geniuses, srsly.

sucho responds:

i am a retarded genius, srsly.

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